(Source: jenniferlawrencedaily, via finnickisonfire)
i want pizza but im broke what if i just walked into a shop and stole a 12 inch pizza and ran away do u think id get away with it
update: i got away with it
omg no dont reblog this post what if the police find me
hello yes police there’s someone on the internet who stole a pizza and got away with it
r u trying 2 get me put in jail u asshole
(Source: hylianrudolf, via nightlock-rebel)
@3 months ago with 65627 notes| in my head: | constructs witty and insightful answers to interview questions for when I'm famous |
| ordering at a restaurant: | please i the soup want |
IT’S BACK OH MY GOD
I’M FUCKING CRYING
THE FUCKING TAMBOURINE ONE THOUGH
(Source: nocoffeeplease, via codfishjoe)
I just kind of opened up and said, ‘I feel like a rag doll. I have hair and makeup people coming to my house every day and putting me in new, uncomfortable, weird dresses and expensive shoes, and I just shut down and raise my arms up for them to get the dress on, and pout my lips when they need to put the lipstick on.’
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“She’s (Jennifer Lawrence) some kind of miracle. She’s rude, funny, dirty, foulmouthed, sloppy,sexy, vibrant, and vulnerable sometimes all in the same scene, even in the same breath. No list of Best Actress Oscar contenders would be complete without. the electrifying Lawrence in the lead. She lights up the screen. - Rolling Stones.”
(Source: brookeeverdeen, via katnisssangruetosleep)
i wish i could be a mermaid because then i’d have pretty hair and i wouldn’t have to shave my legs because no legs
(Source: ghostnotebusters, via odairrieres)
@3 months ago with 158230 notesi’m gonna become a drug dealer right and when someone says ‘can i score some coke’ id be like ‘is pepsi ok’ and they would probably just stab me but it would be a laugh
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@3 months ago with 81741 notes