@3 months ago with 54675 notes

theneverendingdrums:

wimpala:

theneverendingdrums:

theneverendingdrums:

theneverendingdrums:

i want pizza but im broke what if i just walked into a shop and stole a 12 inch pizza and ran away do u think id get away with it

update: i got away with it

omg no dont reblog this post what if the police find me

hello yes police there’s someone on the internet who stole a pizza and got away with it

r u trying 2 get me put in jail u asshole

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@3 months ago with 65627 notes

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@3 months ago with 11259 notes
in my head:constructs witty and insightful answers to interview questions for when I'm famous
ordering at a restaurant:please i the soup want
@3 months ago with 161982 notes

sirshon:

madstick:

thearcticmuser:

IT’S BACK OH MY GOD

I’M FUCKING CRYING

THE FUCKING TAMBOURINE ONE THOUGH

(Source: nocoffeeplease, via codfishjoe)

@3 months ago with 347607 notes

I just kind of opened up and said, ‘I feel like a rag doll. I have hair and makeup people coming to my house every day and putting me in new, uncomfortable, weird dresses and expensive shoes, and I just shut down and raise my arms up for them to get the dress on, and pout my lips when they need to put the lipstick on.’ 

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@3 months ago with 3522 notes

“She’s (Jennifer Lawrence) some kind of miracle. She’s rude, funny, dirty, foulmouthed, sloppy,sexy, vibrant, and vulnerable  sometimes all in the same scene, even in the same breath. No list of Best Actress Oscar contenders would be complete without. the electrifying Lawrence in the lead. She lights up the screen. - Rolling Stones.”

(Source: brookeeverdeen, via katnisssangruetosleep)

@3 months ago with 20274 notes

life:

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@3 months ago with 4 notes

i wish i could be a mermaid because then i’d have pretty hair and i wouldn’t have to shave my legs because no legs

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@3 months ago with 158230 notes

mrcraabs:

i’m gonna become a drug dealer right and when someone says ‘can i score some coke’ id be like ‘is pepsi ok’ and they would probably just stab me but it would be a laugh

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@3 months ago with 81741 notes